Not Today Capitalism Shirt, Gen Y Skeleton Tarot Tee, Funny Millennial Comfort Colors Shirt, Anti-Capitalist Coffee Graphic Tee

“Not today, Capitalism.” Said every millennial ever while holding overpriced coffee and doomscrolling from bed. This tarot-style tee features “The Gen Y” skeleton surrounded by sunflowers, stars, and a whole lot of existential dread. Equal parts witchy and way too real. Printed on a cozy-soft Comfort Colors 1717, this tee is made for burnout queens, plant parents, and anyone running on caffeine and rebellion. 📱 Product Highlights: Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed shirt 100% ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk DTG printed — soft to the touch and long-lasting Unisex sizing for comfy, relaxed fit Tarot-style “The Gen Y” design: coffee, phone, sunflowers, and ✨vibes✨ ☕ Perfect For: Millennials with a side of sarcasm Coffee lovers & capitalism haters Burnout-core fall outfits Witchy, funny graphic tee fans Halloween with a heavily caffeinated twist 🧼 Care Instructions: Wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, avoid ironing on design